Peter Hat

Slang term for a condom

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.

by super dave December 9, 2014

heinz peter

Heinz Peter is a really nice person and everyone loves them. Heinz Peter is always fun...
ok but seriously noone is called heinz Peter and if you're actually a Hanz peter I'm so sorry for you

you are actually called heinz Peter? You fool.

by larrydiegute October 4, 2020

Peter Boob

An old man who checks out the health segment of the news in hopes of seeing mammogram pictures.

Look at that bunch of Peter Boobs, why don't they just watch Internet porn like the rest of us?

by Lance DangerTits October 6, 2016

Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

Peter Chen

a really cute and down to earth guy that tilts me in valorant and league and maple

wow hes such a peter chen
i know right

that peter chen is cute
you know it!

by peterchenfan123 August 12, 2023

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019