Paper Straw

When something has become so progressive it ceases to function.

The act of progressivising something to the point it no longer functions as intended, or backfires.

"Bro that's my third straw this meal, they just keep collapsing"
"Well that's a paper straw for you"

"Bro I can't believe Steven Crowder is a peer reviewed fat studies expert"
"Yeah they really paper-strawed themselves on that one"

by JuliusRodgers1689 March 26, 2022

Paperone

A person who chaperones a PAP smear

Nurse in resident clinic: Any special needs for your patients today?
Doctor C.G. : Yeah, my second patient this afternoon needs a paperone

by AGRODEO August 4, 2022

papa sophia

papa sophia is a very unique person. they are very weird but also funny and have an amazing personality. papa sophia's are named papa sophia because of they're cooking background.

girl one: "papa sophia? who's that?"

girl two: "how do you not know who papa sophia is? she's the greatest being in existence."

by papa sophia bro September 12, 2022

great paper chase

a mans eternal struggle to get money, to get paid.

ive been on the great paper chase ever since my mama kicked me out yo!

by metin johnson July 10, 2010

Ass Pappy

Total retard that has no friends, and has no fucking idea what he is talking about.

Look at that ass pappy over there: I didn't even say anything to her she is being an ass pappy

by rice-cricket January 19, 2011

Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

by Karim17 June 22, 2016

green paper

Money

All Lil Wayne needs is more green paper so he can buy a chromed out 1100

by D-Fen March 22, 2017