empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016

industry pages

Synonymous with the yellowpages, industry pages is a retro futuristic description of the industrial age vs the information age via phonebooks.

When will these industry pages stop arriving at my doorstep?! Maybe I should frame one before the internet takes over.

by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016

unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work

person a) Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
person b) don't know or care, but we need to keep it here until our manager comes back from vacation.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2016

Hoe Page

A page on social media where a nasty bitch promotes other under age nasty bitches doing nasty bitch things on camera

Hey Shannaya go check out tennayas hoe page

by SE DC gang gang gang June 16, 2017

michael page

A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier

Female: "That guys such a Michael Page it disgusts me"

by 8288 July 14, 2017

patrick page

The type of person who always talks about having a huge penis but actually has a very small one. Also talks about all the pussy they get when in reality they get none.

I hate a guy like patrick page thinks he is big but has a small cock

by patrick is a fag January 30, 2018

Trent Page

A fly nibba whomstdve up next boiiiiiii

Watch out bruh in think that kid is doing too good... he reminds me of Trent Page!

by Yung Dylan the Educator May 10, 2018