National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

piss boarding

Water boarding but with piss.

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.

by I dont care call me whatever June 27, 2021

Board Wipe

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.

He used a board wipe and we basically had to start over

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee

I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board

by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025

board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

Boarding Star

Someone who helps people get on planes but also someone who is so great at their job that they are a star.

Person 1: damn he’s really good at his job
Person 2: he must be a boarding star

by BoardingStar123 July 10, 2021

Bangable Board Game

A secret made up word that means “sex”.

Freya and Tyler played bangable board game.

by frava May 21, 2018