Cartoon Oil 

Suppposedly, a drug that takes several months to make, and lets you see everything as a cartoon. After just one dose, you OD, so you die. I have yet to find any proof of it's actual existence.

Woah, I took some cartoon oil, and now everything is a cartoon! Too bad I'm gonna die once it wears off...

Cartoon Oil by David Seymour September 24, 2006

Texas Oil Derrick 

When during intercourse a man picks up a woman and dips her onto his dick repeatedly similar to an oil derrick

Dude) hey there you like Seasaws?

Girl) why?

Dude) cuz id like to show you my Texas oil derrick move

Texas Oil Derrick by Chuck X. Walker January 13, 2011

Texas Oil Rigger 

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

Texas Oil Rigger by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018

babe oil

Babe oil is an oil used to get all the babes you want

I need some babe oil I’m lonely

babe oil by Babe oil May 10, 2018

Slovakian Oil Change

When you're engaging in anal sex and over lube an Eastern Europe prostitute causing evacuation of her bowls. Before dumping your load inside her.

I'm taking this one in for a Slovakian Oil Change.

Slovakian Oil Change by Plokolo February 5, 2020

Dusty Oil Rig 

Doing a line of cocaine off a hard penis and then giving a blow job so hard you throw up.

I gave her a dusty oil rig last night and she wasnt happy.

Dusty Oil Rig by Leohansen69 June 5, 2020

Fracking for Oil

The term Fracking for Oil refers to when a man inserts his flacid penis into a tight asshole of another man, and continues to get hard, pushing the tip further in without thrusting.

“Try not to hang out with Greg too much dude, he’s going to start fracking for oil with you soon if you keep this up”

Fracking for Oil by Lacktoesandtollerant February 13, 2018