chronically online npc

Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.

Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.

Human: What makes you say that?

Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?

Human: Why wouldn’t you?

Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.

Human: huh?

Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.

Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.

Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.

by Race relations October 31, 2025

What's online?

A phrase used when asking a plug on the block what drugs he has available for sale. Can also be used to find out if someome is slanging dope without sounding like a desperate white kid.

More commonly phrased as: "Whatchu got online?"

Shopper (you): "Hey bro, what's good? "
Plug: "What's up?"
Shopper: "What's online?"

Plug: "Fasho' I got the molly, the xans, some white girl, and you know I be fuckin' with the hard. Just let me know whatchu need blood"

by CripSlayer52 October 19, 2017

online news

A regularly updated online publication consisting of several connected subpages within one interface and containing news, articles, advertisement and other content relating to current affairs; often offering social elements.

The online news article I read isn't used in the printed publication.

The online news article is fake.

by authoritative by design June 5, 2017

Online school

See human torture and torture

P1: ugh I gotta join the damn zoom
P2: online school is torture.

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

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National Online Girlfriend Day

August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.

hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl

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Club Penguin Online

A fan-made revival of Club Penguin that existed from 2017 to 2020. During the last few months of its life, the game became infamous for the predatory behavior of its founder, attacks on fellow Club Penguin revivals by its staff, and the presence of mature servers despite being a revival of a children's game. A combination of these factors led to the game receiving a DMCA takedown notice from the Walt Disney Company and the arrest of the founder in May 2020. Many of the game's former staff later founded New Club Penguin, an ongoing revival of the classic MMO.

I couldn't go one day on Club Penguin Online without seeing people hosting strip clubs in their igloos.

by CtrlAlt_Games October 20, 2024