Toasting Tigh

When a beloved television show leaps into the fantastic and violates the trust of the audience.

Similar to Jumping the Shark or Nuking the Fridge. This happens whenever writers get lazy and/or have run out of material. "Ron, I've run out of ideas, what should I do? I'm tired, I'm Toasting Tigh to meet the deadline."

by ezracorpse August 15, 2008

Jams on Toast

Basically anything brilliant. Especially if it's to do with trampolines, fruit and vegetables, tents, or fun in general.
The s was added onto the end of jam in honour of the comedy legend Jim Jams.

"Hey, how was your little camping trip in your boss' garden?"
"Jams on Toast"

by Jesse Banana July 23, 2007

Melvin Milk Toast

A skinny whimp. can be used to either insult or describe someone.

"That Johnson boy sure is a Melvin Milk Toast"

"You can't curl 20lbs? wow, you are a melvin milk toast aren't you?"

by Ralph Littlefield February 23, 2009

toast nar nar

when somethings so extreme and epic to the point of skeeting your jeans in public.

that trick was so toast nar nar, that i prematurely ejaculated in my jorts

by SIckJoke January 26, 2009

French Toast Syndrome

The event that occurs when there is forecast of a storm of any kind, and everyone goes out and buys "the staples": eggs, milk, and bread, common ingredients in french toast.

Dude, Sue Simmons just announced that there was going to be 6 inches of snow, and my mom went out and got French Toast Syndrome.

by t. sofia January 12, 2009

wet toast party

a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.

Scotty B had to dine on the wet toast last night, that faggot.

by Ted McCall May 03, 2004

toasted egg-bread

A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.

This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.

by serunato September 05, 2009