Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)
by jetfueldrinker April 13, 2005
by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005
Yorkshire phrase signifying when a woman is in a bad mood, as she might be if she actually saw just how big her arse was.
Husband: What's for dinner love?
Wife: Fuck off and cook yourself for once!!
Husband: (to himself) Someone's seen her arse...
Wife: Fuck off and cook yourself for once!!
Husband: (to himself) Someone's seen her arse...
by Denver Chaplin July 22, 2005
On the bones of my arse
I’ve hit rock bottom’ I’m on the bones of my arse’
Ie very low point, poor, so thin when you sit down you can feel the bones in your pelvis
Ie very low point, poor, so thin when you sit down you can feel the bones in your pelvis
by Rolleroy May 15, 2022
by Whatta.Prick June 18, 2020
An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.
by Edna Sweetlove August 23, 2010
Conducting ones business in a less than orderly manner somewhat in the opposite of regimented. Acting the cunt.
He was completely piss arsing around like some sort of cunt.
by Jay_Guevara December 09, 2015