Phone Muppet

A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.

*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.

by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018

phone dweller

someone who lives inside their phone, phone attached to face, always on facebook mobile, text text text. Generaly responds to questions with "Oh did you say something?"

My g/f is a phone dweller...she never gets off facebook mobile!

by phone dweller's other hobby July 14, 2010

Stunt-phone

When a 'working-girl' carries several cell phones, with the phone in which she receives her 'business calls' from her 'Johns', being called the stunt-phone.

Damn, that blue-eyed working girl, carries 3 cell phones, how many 'stunt-phones' does a 'Ho' need?

by The beast 1990 May 14, 2011

Phone heads

Able to sneak diss and change the year.

Man these phone heads gotta nother ting coming

by Hmug February 10, 2021

Phone Postin

The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.

Nicholas is always driving around and phone postin.

by Nick Steri November 6, 2020

Dukedepps Phone

his second phone (its cracked) also the man railed it once for a tiktok...

“dukedepps phone is cracked 😕”

by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021

man phone

A phone designed for a real man. It must be:
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion

Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*

by Delta-T May 12, 2011