friend tease

Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.

We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(

by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014

Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

The friend zone

When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.

Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.

by rodjak October 11, 2012

fake friend

when someone acts like they like you and they really don't like you and when you found out then Ur going to be sad and depress because you thought you had a best friend(person that you can trust) Ex;tell them Ur secretes and when Ur sad they always help you and stay by Ur side forever.

my friend is mad at me because i called him a name but all the time he calls me stupid and all types of names.so i think my friend is a fake friend

by tyfly03 January 25, 2016

Battlefield friends

A YouTube series created by machinima and happy hour. It is a comedy series based on battlefield 4 and follows the characters Simon, Noob, Medic and Sniper through a series of funny interactions, glitches and gaming humor.

Person 1: have you seen the new Battlefield friends?
Person 2: it was so funny, those videos are great!
Person 1: yeah!

by Awesomekid1234567890 July 10, 2014

Black Friend

Something that makes white people appear less racist.

People know I'm not a racist when Tyree is next to me! He's my black friend.

by agwellin February 13, 2008

friend whore

A friend whore is someone on Myspace or Face book that tries to get as many friends as possible. Now, most people try to make friends, but friend whores will ask any and everyone to be their friend. These people are pretty lame.

"Member Since: May 14, 2005"
Todays date: May 19, 2005
"_______ has 114 friends..."

by where am i? May 21, 2005