1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.
by Turdikin August 15, 2012
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A specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. Mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. Bordering on being an asshole but still somehow slightly appealing.
"That guy at the bar was a chauvanistic asshole. His mustache tone was completely gross."
or
"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."
or
"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."
by BigMac1987 December 26, 2012
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Get the mustardick mug.When a mans mustache is not well groomed causing him to look like white trash or possibly homeless even though you can tell he can afford a razor to trim properly.
Person 1: Have you noticed Grizzly Adams in the corner.
Person 2: Yes I don't know what happened but he looks like complete mustrash.
Person 2: Yes I don't know what happened but he looks like complete mustrash.
by HighMaintenance68 April 29, 2016
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John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in
Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride
Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride
by Big L.O December 25, 2016
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Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
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