mocho

superheroe, that lives near the valencia sambil, that goes on a skate, and has only one hand, his superpowers, are: "asking limosna, at an incredible high speed", "coñeazear a los carros, with his ultra strenght"

"mierda marico, ese mocho es un mamaguevo, viste todo el rial ke pide en un dia???", "mochooooo, mochoooooooouugh", "verga ese mocho cerca del sambil pobrecito", "marico se parece a nightcrawler won!!"

by Pedro January 20, 2005

Mockler

1. A snitch. Someone who will get another person in trouble even though they are the ones who are to blame
2.A very creepy person, who also thinks they're hot shit. Socially awkward around women and randomly hits on girls on facebook they dont even know

Ex. 1 "I heard that kid is a mockler. He just blamed his little brother for drinking from the family liqour cabinet when it was actually him
Ex. 2 "That kid just walked up to me and my girlfriend and just told me that my girl has an awesome ass. What a fucking mockler....

by DisGuy April 29, 2013

Mock Trial

Incredibly gay pretend trail. Where boredom meets gayness.

Guy #1: What club should I join?
Guy #2: Are you gay?
Guy #1: Yes.
Guy #2: I think you'll enjoy Mock Trial.

by BelarusFromDisecYALEMUNFeb06 February 11, 2006

moctar

He's ugly and not nice at all. Not good with girls but is a good friend

He's mean to that girl but nice to those. He must be Moctar

by A guy2234 November 19, 2017

Mocktober

A fictitious month that can be used to describe something that will never happen.

Boss: When will you have those TPA reports completed?
Person about to be fired: I should have those done around the middle of Mocktober.

by Aaron B. Hinkledorf November 8, 2007

mocha on the mound

Taking a shit on a pregnant woman's belly.
Also, wiping your ass on a woman's pubes

She didn't want to see me after I gave her Mocha on The Mound

by Droad May 7, 2008

mockname

A nickname, but intended to mock the person/place/thing.

Tiger Woods now has the mocknames "Lion Woods" and "Cheetah Woods".

When the Browns moved to Baltimore, Ravens fans started calling Cleveland "C-leave-land".

by jevanyn December 14, 2009