Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.

Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.

by Weird kinks April 28, 2022

Mash

Shorter easier word for masturbation.
Mash the potatoes. Add gravy whenever you’re ready.

I had to go mash real quick

by chickfilasian June 21, 2022

Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast

"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."

by Elle Bea June 22, 2022

Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

Mashaballah

Just mashaballah

My stomach is so mashaballah right now

by Rhistian May 5, 2022

Mashikanan

Name of an ancient demon dated back tot he Roman empire 65 BC. He was a demon that incited blasphemy amon the new Christians later after the death of Christ but was exorcised by the order of the templars

The army of Afonso Henriques scoutered all of Portugal for the remains of the Mashikanan

by LongToad September 5, 2022

Mashamba Maximomas Drogas

Mashamba Maximomas Drogas Is a Drug That Makes You Godly In Every Way

This is Fictional Of course

I Put Mashamba Maximomas Drogas on my car and it went Faster than light

by Leopard 2A7 September 16, 2022