Michael 

Michael is an interesting person, for what he lacks in height he makes up for in friendliness.

Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?

Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!

Michael by Chromaland August 19, 2021

Michael 

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

Michael by Chromaland August 20, 2021

Michael 

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

Michael by stePmanang September 2, 2021

Michael 

A sexy amazing beautiful person

I'm going to take Michael to the dance

Michael by Eclipse<3 September 5, 2021

Michael 

He got a big DICK

DAMN my nigga MICHAEL GOT A BIG DICK

Michael by Cheesebrbrman September 6, 2021

Michael 

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.

Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.

Michael by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

Michael 

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).

Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.

Michael by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021