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Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.
Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell
by Flyless fly December 17, 2019
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matthew yu

you: who is Matthew Yu?
me: he is a gay man burh.
by juju3 February 16, 2022
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matthew harper

the most sweetest kind hearted man. he’s different from other people. he has his own little thing. he’s caring. he’s handsome. he has beautiful blue eyes. he’s absolutely perfect.
by soove October 28, 2019
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Matthew Ouimette

hes so weird, not a fan favorite very much not liked. he walks into a room everyone cry tears of sadness. no one talks to him he sit alone at lunch, this poor boy is so strange.
Matt: hey

everyone: ew its Matthew Ouimette, don't go near him or you'll get the nerd touch
by matthater101(gg) September 30, 2020
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matthew wheeler

A fat slob that stays inside like a trog
by Gerald Harry October 6, 2021
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Daniel Matthews

A 17 year old in the movie Saw 2, he’s literally so fucking pretty and I’m sad we never got to see him after Saw 2. He deserved better but at least he survived the trap. He’s also definitely emo or punk or some form of alternative. Still fine asf
Person 1: Okay at the same time name the best Saw Character.
Person 2: Got it.
Person 3: 3, 2, 1
Person 1 & 2: Daniel Matthews
Person 3: Amanda Young
Person 1 & 2: Valid
by w1tchy.c0spl4yz May 30, 2023
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Matthew Waugh

A Matthew Waugh is someone who is a joke or meme
Do you know Kyle?
Yeah that boy a Matthew Waugh
by Rudeboy flex September 28, 2017
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