marlonism

a mix of bhuddism, islamic vocabulary and going with the natural flow
and to be as free as you can be without changes

wearing glasses is haram and goes against marlonism because your eyesight naturally decreases for a reason and glasses are unorganic and goes against the flow of health.

by grocery_goated December 9, 2025

Marlonism

This is a set of beliefs made by a very wise and smart person who goes by the name of "Marlon". He created the belief that being Naked is the way. This is because being naked is the natural way your body was meant to be shown: penis, vagina, breasts, hair, and all. Clothes are for the weak and scared, while Naked is for the strong and smart. Feel the cold. Feel the heat. Feel the wind. Feel the earth. Why do we change what nature intended? "Naked is the way, Naked is the powerful, Naked is the intelligent, Naked is the free, Naked is the truth, all should be naked and embrace the intended life nature made for us" - Marlon

PRAISE THE SUN THAT LANDS UPON YOUR SKIN, GIVING WARMTH AND LIGHT, AND THE WIND THAT FLOWS THROUGH THE HAIRS. DO NOT HATE THE DARKNESS, INSTEAD EMBRACE IT AS NATURE CREATED EVERYTHING FOR A REASON.

Yo you tryna embrace Marlonism later today brah. Clothes are for the lowlifes.

by The Follower of Nature December 9, 2025

Marlonism

This is a set of beliefs made by a very wise and smart person who goes by the name of "Marlon". He created the belief that being Naked is the way. This is because being naked is the natural way your body was meant to be shown: penis, vagina, breasts, hair, and all. Clothes are for the weak and scared, while Naked is for the strong and smart. Feel the cold. Feel the heat. Feel the wind. Feel the earth. Why do we change what nature intended? "Naked is the way, Naked is the powerful, Naked is the intelligent, Naked is the free, Naked is the truth, all should be naked and embrace the intended life nature made for us" - Marlon

PRAISE THE SUN THAT LANDS UPON YOUR SKIN, GIVING WARMTH AND LIGHT, AND THE WIND THAT FLOWS THROUGH THE HAIRS. DO NOT HATE THE DARKNESS, INSTEAD EMBRACE IT AS NATURE CREATED EVERYTHING FOR A REASON.

Yo you tryna embrace Marlonism later today brah. Clothes are for the lowlifes

by The Follower of Nature December 9, 2025

Maron

Somebody who eats too much

"Bro my friend is being such a Maron, someone needs to tell him to slow down with the maron"

by dueeeeee2 January 6, 2026

go marconi

A phrase decribing the change in senior employee behaviour.
When older/senior employees, who have worked in one company/location for most of their working lives, adopt shakespeare's second childishness in the truest sense, and reduce to toddlers in the playground. It normally is characterised when they are merged, or taken over.

Cause: Employees who have been in one comapny too long, way too long, and do not have a clue of the working world outside of their office cubicle of 15+ years.

Symptoms: General rebellion with no apprant reason. Broken urinals, cisterns, degrading scribbling/graffiti on company pemises/walls sometimes seen.

Cure: Fire them/spank them.

First seen in Marconi in Beeston in 2006, when they were taken over by Ericsson.

Well the company wants to introduce a more efficient way of doing things. It's much better than the old way of doing things.
I hope the employees don't go Marconi on us.

by Pensive- February 19, 2009

Mackinley Manson

Most perfect boyfriend in the world. sweetest guy you will ever meet.

don't you wish you had a Mackinley Manson?

by LydiaMay<.3 November 24, 2010

A Manson

When you take a crap and don't wipe your bum because you're taking a shower right after thinking that saving the toilet paper is offsetting your carbon footprint but really you're just a piece of shit.

I rushed and took a Manson because I had to get back to reading 'Infinite Jest' by David Foster Wallace

by fugug March 8, 2017