Mario

A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day

Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!

by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023

The Mario

When you date someone for a month or less and break up with them

The Mario

by xobronnyy January 28, 2022

Marios

Marios are the type of people to steal your girl, your mother, your auntie, and your niece if she's above 18. They get all the bitches and are the coolest person in the group

George: Damn bro, Marios is such a cool guy to hang out with.

Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!

by Basketballaddict8 November 20, 2021

MARIO

MARIO

MARIO

by MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO February 14, 2022

Mr. Mario

Picchiatore di maledette

Lei: "Scus..."
Mr. Mario: "Zitta, troiaaa!!!"
Gli altri: "👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"

by AAnoAA December 7, 2021

The Mario of

The phrase,"the Mario of", pertains to things that seem to be mediocre. Derived from all multi-player Nintendo games where Mario is kind of the "middle of the road" character when it comes to the attributes of the player.
Speed.......***
Acceleration***
Weapons.....***
Handling....***
Braking.....***

The Chevy Cobalt is like the Mario of Vehicles isn't it?
Denny's is the Mario of Restaurants.

by DanielBrowniel March 4, 2008

mario lake

A scary man who is bipolar and pervert as a teacher but if he likes you he will let you take his food ! Maybe because you're too anoying or just because he's dumb af

mario lake: Wow don't test me today I didn't eat my dessert!
y/n: Can I have a bit ?
mario lake: *gives it all*
y/n: don't believe what you just see

by roarghh April 13, 2022