March 7th

March 7th.. On this day, Spongebob Squarepants sprung out of bed, running over to his calendar and revealing that on this day was the grand opening for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!! Where Mr. Krabs would also assign a new manager!

Spongebob: Today is the big day Gary!
Gary: Meow..
Spongebob: and it’s finally gonna come true!... Today... Sorry about this Calender.
*Spongebob Rips Calender, Revealing March 7th*
Spongebob: Today is the Grand Opening Ceremony for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!

by March 7th May 26, 2021

Brute March

To forcefully mobilize or utilize a militant force. Unlike a normal draft, a Brute March typically consists of undesirables or those otherwise unwilling to fight.

High Command ordered an emergency brute march of the state's prisoners

by this handle is not in use May 30, 2021

March 21

the birthday of all heterosexual men except those who are half brazilian

March 21
“Someone: Hi today is my birthday so I’m heterosexual

Me: No because you are half Brazilian”

by 2plus2is4minus1is3quickmaths October 20, 2019

18th of March

These people are beautiful, sweet and perfect.

On 18th of march a perfect person called Jojo was born

by kathiiiiii126266 November 2, 2019

March 31st

National Give your girlfriend whatever she wants

Gf: Hi love ! <3
Bf: Yeah?

Gf: Its March 31st!
Bf: uhh? yay? wh- OH-
Gf: you have to get me whatever i want <3
Bf: Alright alright ..

by Ayoimsosussylmao July 27, 2023

March 10

March 10 is the 69th day of the year!

Adam:Its 69th day of the year!
Jake:Nice
Adam:March 10 is the best!

by 69obama69 February 23, 2022

March 8

March 8th is the day to be yourself. Tell the people you care about that you love them, and hug them a little tighter this day. It is also Maliks Birthday, so if anyone who sees this would like to wish him a happy birthday, it would be greatly appreciated. In 2022 Malik would have been 19, i miss you buddy:)

Hey did you here that march 8th is love a homie day???

by apollo’s love March 6, 2022