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Molester Jester

A predatory male online that everybody takes the piss out of.
Adam: Leave me alone you guys!
Lee: Fucking Molester Jester
Adam: I'm not a pedalo!
*Terence gets Molester Jester tattooed*
Angela: Hi lomsbao sjizbak kdkks oops lol
by Debortables August 28, 2019
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Molester Frames

A distinct pair a round rimmed glasses mostly associated with Jeffery Dahmer's iconic creepy, sex, demon, chimo look. Most commonly seen in child molestation mugshots, with dungeon and dragons tattoos.
"Aye, Jeffrey Dahmer looking motherfucker over there is rocking them molester frames."
*Jeffrey Dahmer guy intensifies his jerk off session in the Denny's.
by RealLastat October 9, 2019
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Modesto

Pulling a Modesto. Pulling a Modesto is something that one does not want to do. A Modesto: the act of placing a ridiculous amount of Helium Hotspots within meters of each other for miles and miles, completely ruining the chances of ever receiving any rewards whatsoever. The origin of this word comes from the area of Modesto, California on the Helium coverage map.
Person 1: Hey everyone, just had my 10 RAK's arrive today and was planning on setting them up, how far away should they be from one another?

Person 2: Hey Person 1, Make sure you place them at least 300m away from each other, wouldn't want to pull a Modesto !

The whole Discord: HAHA MODESTO LOL
by GINNYUD February 11, 2021
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modesola

She is incredibly intelligent , extremely creative and one of a kind . She is the kind to drop everything to come to help you and the smile on her face when she sees you ,oh God , to think she actually exists on this planet is crazy. She is drop dead gorgeous . Oh , her looks , her looks seem to amaze me , she gets prettier and prettier everyday . Her snobbish side is kinda attractive and her non funny jokes are the funniest thing ever ! Looking at her everyday makes me wonder what she thinks about . Whats there to not love about modesola ?Nothing. My only wish was to talk to her somewhere aside from inside my dreams .
modesola isnt for sale.
by petealexander1234 November 23, 2021
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Modest Swiss Kiss

The licking of one’s nose, in playful loving way. But not to get confused with, yet similar to a “Swiss kiss”-When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose. Slightly less intense
She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss while watching Its alway sunny in Philadelphia.
by Lilmsh January 20, 2022
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Cellular Molestation

Cellular Molestation is when someone forces their opinions or viewpoints on your cellphone via text message. Also called Textual Molestation. They basically molest your phone with crap you don't want to read. It's not as bad as Voice Mail molestation because in most cases you actually have to assault your ear drums with their useless shit before your voice mail allows you to delete it. Otherwise you have that nagging little 1 on the top of your blackberry reminding you that you have one voice mail you haven't listened to.
"I avoided Kristin at work all day yesterday specifically so that I didn't have to listen to her nonsensical rambling so in retaliation she performed a twelve-page cellular molestation on my phone."
by Snapcracker Crapsnacker April 30, 2009
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digital molestation

Kathleen and Jessica constantly digitally molest me.

To digitally molest is the verb form of digital molestation.
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