milf

The act of me vigorously banging jacobs mum after saying i wanted to

Yeah i tapped rachel shes a total milf oi and i tapped that ass!!!! :))))

by RachelReid September 21, 2016

milfenstein

Fit mum that was created by an evil scientist and came 2 life with 2 dildos through neck. She is the Queen of all milfs and has DD breasts. Wot a milf.

FRANNYS MUM! (usually taken up the bum, often harm done)

by Jamie H January 12, 2005

mfilf

MF(Mother Fucker) plus ILF(I'd Like to Fuck).Which comes out as MFILF. In other words, it's: motherfucker i'd like to fuck.

friend: dam...your girl friend is a muthafucka!
friend: that's right, she is a mother fucker!
me: na,that a mfilf to me.

by Àíäðþlu December 24, 2008

Mildue-Milegals-Milf Hunting-What

Oi, this is a real word, i saw it was good

OMG OMG one one one exclamation !!!111 Sally said to her dad Mildi(ee tee cee ee tee cee) her dad then beat her, it was proper roffle 'ag3, i wish my parens wld beat me everyday! Rofl Rofl Lmao la mayo one one euro sign.

by Sam Permain February 23, 2005

uper milf

uper+ milf = uper milf
Uper (super) mother I'd like to fuck. Not very complicated.

Jessica Alba is an uper milf.

by koko November 5, 2005

MILFBusters

Sort of like MythBusters, but everything on the show is about horny middle-aged women.

Welcome to MILFBusters. Up first on our show, we see if you can make a MILF orgasm with a pair of tongs. Then, we see if vibrators can make a MILF cum out her ass if positioned properly.

by positionproperly August 8, 2012

Milfalotta

A extremely hot women with children!

Michelle Obama is a Milf. Amber Rose is a Milfalotta

by Big Williano October 16, 2014