pussy-lazy

When a male is newly single and there are opportunities to get laid, but the guy does not pursue them because of the complications that would arise.

Guy 1: "Why didn't you hit that, she would have totally been down?!"
Guy 2: "Naw, I have been pussy-lazy as of late."

pussy-lazy by finmajor90 August 23, 2011

Meta Lazy 

When you’re so lazy, your laziness benefits you to be more lazy without even trying.

Hayley is so lazy that she would forgo drinking iced water so she does not have to get ice from the freezer. Because of drinking water without ice, she does not have to clean up the condensation rings that an iced drink would leave. Hayley’s meta lazy.

Meta Lazy by Paco Burrito Face December 5, 2020

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 

A sentence that contains all the letters of the alphabet.

You can check for yourself.

Pretty cool.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
What?
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
???
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Okay...?
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS-
OKAY, I GET IT.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. by Sammi 0-o March 28, 2022

douche canoe on the lazy river 

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

douche canoe on the lazy river by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015

Cuff Lazy 

Cuff lazy is the term used for someone who, through lack of concentration or simply being too choong, manages to spill the contents of a joint in the process of being rolled. This unfortunate mis-hap normally occurs in the outdoors or open places, where it normally requires two people to roll a joint to a good standard, one acting as a rest/holder of the Rizla®, while the other inserts the 'ingredients'. Wind, snow, and rain are all hazards when rolling outdoors, so take this into consideration when forced into this situation.

-2 stoner mates, in the park, rolling a spliff in hazardous rolling conditions.....the holder <Man 2> then drops contents.....-

-Man 1 to Man 2 (angrily)-
"Oh you fucking crackhead!"

-Man 2 in reply-
"Aaah sorry blud, the wind took it!"

-Man 1 to Man 2-
"You're cuff lazy ya cunt. Can't even cuff a joint properly. Wanker."

Cuff Lazy by Deano Bam Bino April 3, 2005

Liquor Lazy 

The groggy tired feeling you get when your liquor buzz starts to wear off. Most common after downing a quick couple beers then ceasing drinking.

Neat Dude: We shouldn't have dummied those two beers during lunch, I'm starting to get liquor lazy.

Neat Dude 2: Yeah man, I'm getting tired too.

Liquor Lazy by Soundoner October 11, 2010

fucking lazy

Compound adjective: Fucking lazy describes someone that is extremely lazy. It intensifies too lazy to live so much so that someone who is fucking lazy couldn't event die without doing it for them. People that are fucking lazy may also fall into the category of manipulative bastard.

Bill is so fucking lazy that he couldn't even crawl up in a ditch and die.

fucking lazy by M3RC1FULCAMERON October 4, 2013