The Lazy Hobo

When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.

"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"

by Meoww. January 12, 2012

ultimate laziness

the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.

Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.

by xephyrlyric March 13, 2011

Lazy Muscle

A muscle that hangs similar to fat. Some people claim that they actually are fat.

Jim looks like he gained a lot of weight, but he said that it was actually lazy muscle.

by The Grape Eater June 15, 2011

LaZi

Pronounced (Lazy)

Greatness unbounded, a Mr.Unchained if you will, a top tier chad and all around great person, somebody with a slight god complex but not to the point of being a pain to be around. Can and will give the shirt off his back for good friends, but cross him and you'll be beheaded quicker than a jester with bad jokes in the kings court

that man he's so...so lazi

by That1guyMrHeseeks November 23, 2021

Lazy-skating

It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.

Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.

by The women of Earth June 1, 2023

Lazy

Fiona smith

Man im so lazy even though I have 500 cosplays im going to the fancy dress as me.

by Mitrepooc March 2, 2023

Lazy

Lexi

Lexi was too lazy to take her jumper off so turned the A/C on.

by Llamagalama January 26, 2023