If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.
"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
by TJones3 January 1, 2013
Get the Pankow's Lawmug. by __mybumhole__1 October 17, 2020
Get the Twin in lawmug. >provides innocent topic
>proceeds to bring homosexual similarities in the topic
>changes subject to personal sexual preferences
this is Neko's law in actions
>proceeds to bring homosexual similarities in the topic
>changes subject to personal sexual preferences
this is Neko's law in actions
by winksthebiker December 22, 2019
Get the Neko's lawmug. The law states, "Whenever anyone tries to correct another's spelling, grammar, or punctuation online, he invariably screws up his own."
An example of Checkoway's law in action:
A: The woman that sings in the band is great.
B: You mean "The woman _who_ sings in the band is great." Learn some english grammer!!
A: The woman that sings in the band is great.
B: You mean "The woman _who_ sings in the band is great." Learn some english grammer!!
by lurn ur grammer August 4, 2008
Get the Checkoway's lawmug. The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.
"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017
Get the Dylan's Lawmug. by 1234556780 November 13, 2019
Get the eskimo-in-lawmug. Cameron's-Law describes the phenomenon experienced by a group of friends attempting to intently watch a video or listen to a podcast (Other forms of audio/visual media may apply). The Law state's that the longer the video is, the more likely it is to be loudly interrupted (often times in an entirely unrelated subject) by another friend.
"We were about to find out who the killer was after a 2 hour build up when Cameron's Law kicked in."
"Did you guys miss much?"
"He started boastfully shouting about his stocks so we had to rewind 11 minutes."
"Did you guys miss much?"
"He started boastfully shouting about his stocks so we had to rewind 11 minutes."
by Yeet McGeeter January 14, 2021
Get the Cameron's Lawmug.