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jesse de koning

A really sexy Guy, he fucked Many girls. The girls loves his giant Dick. And he's a Nice person. He's a really Nice person
Thats a real Jesse de koning
by Jdk1002 February 24, 2017
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Jess

Jess is a wonderful human being, a kind soul with a great spirit. She is exciting, interesting and funny. But you also kinda just want to pie her in the face. But you would probably fail to pie her because of her insane strength.
Man, I tried to throw pie at Jess yesterday, but she took it straight out of my hand and pied me instead, it was so embarrassing.
by dereksinginghighlikethis June 8, 2022
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Jesse

hot af but hes a bitchass nigga who dont gaf about BITCHES FEELINGS XOXO DUMBBITCH:)
JESSE IS A NIGGA
by KYLEE MILLER April 3, 2020
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Jess

Jess is like really cool and looks hot in my robe
Dam jess you look hot In my robe
by T2KMAXX November 30, 2021
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Jessing around

The act of flirting and kissing many guys in a non slutty way - used for a girl who enjoys a good time with a variety of guys but still gives batt to many people.

The act of having fun with other people in a non serious way.

It basically means to have fun with a variety of people and flirt / hook up with them without being slutty or it being an act to be ashamed of.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Oh just jessing around - might get with Ethan"

"How is your relationship with Ben going?"
"Oh no, we are not in a relationship, we are just jessing around for the fun of it"
by seaaaturtlee August 11, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is just an all around great guy who cares and loves everything and everyone. if you haven't met this guy yet get moving because you wont find anyone like him. he's hot af with a six pack with bigger muscles then your head. he cares about everything even things he doesn't like . just saying this guy is AWSOME
Jesse is AWESOME
by YOUR BOYYYY September 6, 2017
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Jesse Smellwood

A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”
by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019
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