jess

best person that could ever exist
really pretty

jess is one of the best people i have every met shes really pretty

by audrey ann persinomin April 5, 2022

Jess

A woman from the west coast who hates time travel but loves pickles.

There was a sale on pickles yesterday, but Jess refuses to

by BirthdayCat January 26, 2021

Jesse Mandella

super cool and epic, and hot, with big muscles and lots of money.

Oh man, I need a hot muscular man in my life, if only I had a, "Jesse Mandella".

by Merxylol June 13, 2022

Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'

Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla

by Goumnopings August 25, 2010

Jesse

a god amongst men who will rise to power overruling the Fortnite kids and becoming one of them in the process of exterminating them where he will then parish and kick God out of heaven and become the new god in power.

man that guy is definitely gonna be a Jesse when he grows up

by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021

Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012

Jesse

This guy hates the cops and loves the hoes, he’s the type of guy to have sex and throw the condom at the cops after using it , known for his deep throat super powers he can get sucked and fucked out of any situation

I wanna be a jesse when I grow up dad

by Scoopitypoop November 23, 2021