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triple jerk 

When someone Jerks off (Masturbates), jerks (dance move), and eats beef jerky all at the same time.
1. Last night, when my parents left I got some beef jerky and started triple jerkin through out the house.

2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.
triple jerk by pimpster12 April 6, 2011
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Canadian Bacon Jerk 

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.
Canadian Bacon Jerk by bri-marzee February 7, 2009

hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.
Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.
hover jerk by BLegs February 27, 2011

smirk jerk 

An person who frequently fakes a smile with an arrogant, smug attitude.
Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.
smirk jerk by zeus64 April 12, 2011

desk jerk 

The act of masturbating at your desk when nobody is around; masturbation after everyone has left work for the day. Excrements are usually caught by a fast-food napkin or nearby trash can.
Frustrated with a project, I decided to knock out a desk jerk one night I was working late.
desk jerk by heavyburtation April 27, 2011

Wreath Jerk 

Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?
Wreath Jerk by ReallyBigBook December 24, 2012