Jeremyism

A religion to celebrate Jeremys. This religion was created by the Minecraft youtuber Smallishbeans.

I am part of the Jeremyism religion.

by JustAni August 27, 2020

Jeremyism

A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.

The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:

"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."

The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:

1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.

Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!

by AJ Moore August 31, 2020

JeremyDoesDallas

Based off Debbie Does Dallas, the 1978 best selling VHS pornographic film starring Bambi Woods, JeremyDoesDallas is a 2023 straight to dvd reproduction. The plot focuses on cheerleader Dick Teenie attempting to earn enough money to get himself to Dallas, Texas to try out for the famous "Texas Cowgirls" cheerleading squad. One of the more depraved scenes involves a truck stop men's room and Teenie's renowned grand canyon gaping anus. The film has been nominated for an AVN award for best male upcoming star!

Man that film JeremyDoesDallas sure did have a whole lot of ladyboy cheerleaders.

by TripleCrown DS September 26, 2023

jeremypfp

Amazing TikTok user who uses the same sound on every. GOD. DAMN. VIDEO.

Jeremypfp uses that one sound too much

by R1ngM4ster__ April 28, 2022

Jeremyism

A holy cul- religion created by the smallish beans in x-life after a fight with that weird Scottish guy (scott or something?) and being instructed by the one true jeremy!

Joel: Can you join jeremyism?
Jimmy: Y E S
Lizzie: It's a cult!

by Nish to da nash September 6, 2020

Jeremyism

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"Jeremyism" is NOT a cult

by Kajiji Cumberbitch September 17, 2020

Jeremiah Green

Drummer and co-founder of Modest Mouse, one of the greatest indie rock bands of all time. Known for his intricate rhythms and precision behind the kit.

Man, even though Jeremiah Green's beats sound simple, i tried them out and they're quite complex.

by EvenCrooksHaveToPayTheRent April 13, 2011