No Ass April

No eating ass for the entirety of April ( if you do get it )

“Bro that’s girls ass was juicy , you should’ve ate some”

“I would but it’s no ass April “

by Yung Elf May 19, 2018

April 28th

National cuss everyone out day

It's fucking April 28th go bat shit crazy

by [e-mail] April 28, 2022

April 2021

The month when some people might go back to school in person

Ok, so the principal said that I go back to school on April 12th, 2021. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! If I ACTUALLY go back to school that day, I will never forget April 2021

by Avocado2004 March 7, 2021

April 18

National eat a bag of lays infront of your best friend

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *eats a bag of lays*

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Its April 18

Guy 1: What is April 18?

Guy 2: *continues eating*

by Jaxie Baxie April 17, 2022

April 10

April 10 is considered a magical day. The prettiest most wonderful girl was born on that day, a living miracle. A princess with the kindest heart and most gentle soul. As cheesy as all this sounds, it happens to be Aria’s birthday and Aria happens to be my very special girl. So this is your present, you brat. I love you and I’m so happy I got to meet you and spend your 18th birthday with you. Although you’re older now I’ll still baby you as always. You are my baby after all :P Let’s kiss now ok, bye

April 10 is the day an angel was born

Have you heard the news ? April 10 is Aria’s birthday

Everyone wish my baby a happy birthday

by Emre April 9, 2022

April 12

national fake a relationship with ur friend day

y/n: hey it’s april 12

ur friend: omg hi babe

y/n: hi baby

by reasons to fuck April 12, 2021

April Fooled

When one is stupid / gullible enough to actually fall for a joke / trick / prank on April Fools Day.

I asked Suzie out on a date - she thought I was serious and got excited until I April Fooled her!

by sfdave April 2, 2010