drunken pizza delivery boy. urban legend of a shaved big foot delivering pizza in northern rural new
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by Will K December 09, 2004
by Denbo January 17, 2018
by Drewince March 09, 2007
Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work
I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!
by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020
When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."
As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."
by bomba007 July 07, 2010
by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016
a one night stand or random hook-up; something that gets you through a rough/dry patch; in between dating people.
by clevermcclever February 17, 2009