poodle hat

when you keep cuming on a womans head

I gave her a poodle hat

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Jimmy hat

Ubiquitous tourist tat of Scotland: A tam o'shanter hat (a kind of tartan beret with a pompom in the middle) with ridiculous red hair attached to it, designed to make tourists look like they are trying to blend in with mythical highland natives.

Also known as a See You Jimmy hat.

Get that fuckin' daft Jimmy hat off yuir head, ye twat. D'ye want tae get us beat up?

by Fergus Ray Murray June 3, 2007

mexican hat

When a girl gives you oral sex while sticking a dildo in her ass.

Wow, some girl gave me a great mexican hat last night!

Then why aren't you wearing it?

You dipshit.

by doomsong123 July 26, 2006

Ass Hat

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

When she wears her bikini, you can see her ass hat.

by Mad Ass Hatter April 1, 2004

snap hat

and exclamatory terms used to express excited or intensity in understanding

"When Lee asked Tim if he'd like to take a road trip, Tim instantly replied "Aww snap hat!""

"When Jon explained to Sugar why she must look both ways before crossing the road, Sugar replied "Oh, I understand. Snap hat."

by Mightymooseknuckles June 22, 2009

Black Hats

A fraternal order of highly skilled men who are charged with being the keepers of "The Knowledge".

A semi secret society.

Black hats are known for their courteous and tactful behavior, being well groomed and being well dressed. Black hats are often regarded as "Anti Heros" and members are commonly very successful in their personal lives.

The Black Hats are a growing fraternal order and are very selective of their members.

by Mr. BadHat August 1, 2016

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

by dan January 11, 2004