French Scissor

The act of two women locking crotches while braiding their pubic hair to the form of a french braid.

Did you hear that Tanya and Maria performed the "French Scissor"? The braid was two feet long.

by Carmichael23 October 5, 2011

french poodle

The rare ability to fit both testicles into one's mouth, hence achieving the look of a French Poodle.

Nicole had a mouth like a big mouth bass, so's I had her gimme the French Poodle.

by Jaypa June 27, 2006

French Press

To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.

That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!

by scala5k March 13, 2005

French exit

To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.

Where did they go, the tab just arrived.

The fuckers did a french exit...

by mv74 March 14, 2009

French Revolution

Can only be preformed on a menstrauting female. Finger the female untill orgasm is acheived, then eat a peice of cake as a breather. Finish by resuming normal sexual activity. When the man ejaculates he removes his bloodied penis head and waves it around shouting "the king is dead!" for all present to witness.

"My girl was on the rag so I thought I'd try a French revolution"
"oh really? how did it go?"
"I was about the same as the real thing."

by Bweeze December 2, 2014

French Exit

When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.

Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible

by aric endre April 21, 2019

french army

The French Army is "The Army of Suck": This army has been dug out of numerous conflicts and wars.

The French Army tanks have 6 gears, 1 forward, 5 reverse.

by pete2 November 13, 2005