holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009

Hollywood Hat

A Hollywood hat is like a thinking cap except the reverse it's a phrase which advises the person to stop thinking or rather stop overthinking. The phrase is used to describe the mindset of viewers watching movies who complain about inaccuracies or fictitious statements or events such as falling 30 feet through the air and hitting the ground unharmed.

"That would not happen in real life"
"Put your hollywood hat on it's just a movie"

by Amadeus2k8 November 11, 2009

Hollywood Stories

Is a 7 part Documentary Web Series about the lives and challenges of people living their dreams in Hollywood. Episode 1: Finding Love in Hollywood?
Episode 2: Why Hollywood? What brought you here?
Episode 3-7 stay tuned...

The Director/Producer of the Web Series Hollywood Stories is Karima J. Sphere

GUY 1: You live where?

GUY 2: Hollywood...

GUY 1:I know you got some "hollywood stories." Tell me. (A whooper of a story about Hollywood)

by Karimasphere December 11, 2009

Hollywood Effect

Using a celebrity or high profile individual to add status, glamour, or recognition to a project.

Usually advertising, a charity or a religion.

If we are gonna sell this shit to the public we need to add the Hollywood Effect.

This cult must be a real religion because it has a Hollywood actor as a member.

I'm gonna buy this product because - insert name - uses it.

advertising marketing public relations voice overs celebrity endorsment religion kabbalah scientology viral politics meme propaganda anonymous Tom Cruise Madonna

by wordupsucker March 14, 2010

Hollywood 29

Anyone who is 30 or older. The age after you stop aging in Hollywoodland.

Cher turned Hollywood 29 again!

by Hollywood29 June 28, 2010

Holy Ghost Ride

Praying while operating a vehicle.

Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”

Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”

by Kevotard January 2, 2011

Holy Houdini

when you are doing your girl from behind, and you pull out--and spit on the girls back to make her think you got off, then when she turns around, you give a shot in the face.

not necessarily nice, so be careful who you choose to victimize with this move.

I was doing her from behind, and I figured it would be a great time to try a Holy Houdini

by loverofthepenis November 21, 2010