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Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.
Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.
by Meistersinger February 18, 2009
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Jew faggot cunt Hitler

Slang for self hating homosexual jew.
You see that guy with a Yamaka and Swastika? What a jew faggot cunt Hitler.
by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017
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Reverse Hitler

A vengeful sexual maneuver where you find out your partner is sympathetic toward people of the Jewish religion or descent, so to get even, you "go dry" into their Butthole, proceeding to ejaculate into their Rectum to create 6 million fleeting lives in a gas chamber.
Last night, Audriana said she wasn't gonna eat the Pork Loin I smoked. So after she finished her Bagel, I made her watch American History X, then I gave her a Reverse Hitler!
by KRiver March 8, 2017
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Happy Holidays with Hitler

Girl asking boy what's he is doing, and seeing that he is watching WW2 movies on History Channel exclaims: "Oh, it's Happy Holidays with Hitler again!"
by shonny September 8, 2007
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Adolf Hitler

A few things about Adolf that people (mostly gypsygal) have entirely wrong:

* Chancellor of Germany 1933-45

* Hitler did indeed order the invasion of Russia in 1941 the directive was known as "Operation Barbarossa"

* Hitler's personal attorney Hans Frank, who was also Governor-General of Poland, was acquisitioned with the task of investigating a possible Jewish lineage in Hitler's family history. After extensive research Frank concluded that the reality of Hitler having Jewish blood was incredibly remote, but a, possibility. Historians believe that Frank found something substantial, but disregarded it for his own personal safety.

* He committed suicide on April 30th, 1945 by a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head and ingestion of potassium cyanide.

* The Axis included: Italy, Japan and Germany among other nations and territories

* Auschwitz-Birkeneau was notorious for its mass killings and high numbers. The former commandant Rudolf Hoess claimed there were as many as 2.5 million people who perished, but evidence indicates that 1.1million is an accurate estimation.
by thehardtruth January 27, 2010
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dirty hitler

A dirty Hitler is a dirty sanchez shortened... think Hitler's stache only...made of poo.
by Chip Kimbal February 7, 2007
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