Hipster Moment

The moment you have when you liked something before it was mainstream, but you're not a hipster.

I had a hipster moment when my freinds were talking about the Hunger Games and I had read it before it was being made into a movie.

by The Epic Person With A Face June 15, 2012

Paradoxial Hipster

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.

Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"

by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011

alt-hipster

A hipster whose image (appearance, musical taste, choice in foods) is defined by how little they adhere to typical hipster norms at any given time. Often, an alt-hipster runs two or three trends behind the hipster trends in an effort to show that they weren't really noticing what was going on and just now realized this was cool when finding last year's finds in the bargain bin at Salvation Army and hearing this music on Amazon Prime.

Q: What should I wear to this thing?
A: You're an alt-hipster; whatever the fuck you want.

by Squee-Z T March 5, 2017

hipster entrepreneur

1. all he wants to do is just "change the world", 2. but be aware, the hipster entrepreneur values ego validation far more than he does profit or market share

Tony Hsieh is a great entrepreneur who's proven himself over and over again, but he's also the godfather of all hipster entrepreneurs.

They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?

Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.

by cantor356 October 7, 2010

Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.

"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"

by mrciarano December 4, 2013

Hipster Honk

Any form of playing an instrument with your Butthole.

Ronny straight hipster Honked the Kazoo!

by Swedehouse April 11, 2017

Serpaco Hipster

A Hipster who has gone so far down the rabbit hole he/she can't tell if they are being ironic anymore.

Defined by the Gentlemen Scumbags podcasts hosts Mike Burns, Mike Bridenstine and guest Kyle Kinane.

That Serpaco Hipster can't tell if he likes wearing those cartoon sunglasses and doing the chaleston, but he's in too deep to stop.

Gary's gone Serpaco Hipster on us, he's trying to bring back oversized dumbells and full body bathing suits.

by EgoManiacs February 15, 2012