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Ohio Handshake

The manner by which female former residents of Ohio introduce themselves to an attractive man from another state. It involves the female taking hold of the mans penis in a gentle, but firm grip while making pleasantries.
I offered to buy the hot brunette by the bar a drink and she said "Sure, I'm Jessica from Ohio & THIS is an Ohio Handshake" and reached down, took hold of my cock and smiled.
by ncoastjack November 28, 2017
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Gay HandShake

You meet someone and want to let them know ur gay, when shaking their hand lift your first finger😍
*hand shake*
Girl one- *lifts first finger*
Girl two- OMG THATS THE GAY HANDSHAKE?!?
by KerahtheGAY September 14, 2022
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Democratic Handshake

When one male gives a hand release to another meal, typically free of charge
How’s it going little Johnny. Thanks for coming to grampa’s rally today, would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation
by Schwanz Master January 9, 2024
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Bitchy Handshake

A failed attempt at a handshake in which you only use your fingers to shake someone's hand. It is the most awkward handshake you could do.
Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl*Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What kind of handshake is that?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
by You should read this October 11, 2023
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Jergan's Handshake

After masturbation, you shake hands with another human. Jergan's is a common lotion found by teen boys bedsides, accompanied by a box of tissues
Before I went in to that interview yesterday I rubbed one out, totally forgot to wash my hands, gave that interviewer the Jergan's Handshake.
by CinnamonBun28 October 4, 2019
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Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.
"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"
by Tridents March 30, 2025
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The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
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