ass-load of homework 

A significant quantity of homework. Usually assigned by that one teacher that enjoys seeing children suffer.

I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.

ass-load of homework by carter6 September 22, 2013

Did you do the government homework? 

A question asked during an awkward moment

After he saw his date to the Winterball wasn't enjoying the slow dance with him, Zak turned to Paul and asked "So Paul, did you do the government homework?" Paul believing that there really was government homework that he had forgotten about, pushed his date away, and turned to ask Evan if there was government homework. Even, also thinking that there was government homework that he had forgotten, pushed his date away also.

Did you do the government homework? by Zak Zippert March 18, 2010

tons of homework 

Large amounts of homework given by teachers who hate, dislike, or just like to grade papers (WEIRDOS!). Usually gets thrown away right after the grade has been recorded.

My evil English teacher gave me tons of homework.

My stupid Algebra II teacher gave me tons of homework.

Combined between my evil English teacher and stupid Algerbra II teacher, I have tons of homework!

tons of homework by Samantha Colby April 15, 2008

Mr.Chron's Homework 

A synonym for marijuana used when talking about or asking for Marijuana in school or in front of parents and other adults.

Yo, did you do Mr.Chron's Homework?=Did you just Smoke?
Do you have Mr.Chron's Homework?, i think it was on page 10.=
Can you sell me 10 dollars worth of marijuana.

Mr.Chron's Homework by Ben Mupper July 17, 2007

Do your homework 

1. What teachers always blabber about.

2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).

Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But it's too early

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: GODDAMN BITCH

Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!

Kid: Fuck.

Teacher: 3 hours!

Example 2:

Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-

Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?

Kid: But mom, can't I just-

Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.

Kid: Darn.

-Kid walks away-

Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...

-masturbates while watching-

Do your homework by Light White Dragon October 18, 2011

doing homework 

what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off

"I need help son!"
"i can't mother i am doing homework"

doing homework by A2K February 18, 2003

Math Homework 

The reason I'm running out of pencils.

Bro! I have so much math homework tonight, but all my pencils are worn out.

Math Homework by TROLLKING9001 November 5, 2020