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Bull Horns

Wow, her bull horns can puncture a heart!
by Brown niña eater November 1, 2021
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Horn-Corn

The corners in John Marshall High school that students go to have sexual relations.
Boyfriend: Hey babe you wanna meet at the Horn-Corn?
Girlfriend: Of course baby, let's get it on!
by Crystal McGee December 20, 2022
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sid Horne

A sid Horne is a type of English slang to describe a person as ugly smelly and of a very homo sexual nature . These people also tend to be quite snobby with rich fathers who they brag about
by Alistair watkinson March 19, 2023
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Horned

Mix of horny and bored.
After the sixth day of quarantine, she was horned and spending most of her time in bed.
by Rawrr2020 February 17, 2021
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Hate Horn

That raging trouser twitch certain gammons get when something awful happens to vulnerable people.

Not regular arousal, more like their empathy response has been fried by years of GBNews and rerouted straight to their genitals.

A political semi, usually triggered by headlines such as:
• “Boat Capsizes in Channel”
• “Sick Claimant Declared Fit for Work”
• “NHS Finally Collapses; Migrants No Longer ‘Coming Over Here’ for Free Healthcare, Also, No One Else Can Get Healthcare Either”
“Colin got such a massive hate horn after that migrant boat news, his GP prescribed him ice packs and a long lie down.”
by dervxerox November 18, 2025
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Fog Horn

A sexual act in which air is blown over the top of a dilated anus, in order to produce a humming sound via the Helmholtz resonance.
“She and I tried fog horning last night
by TimberShiverer May 1, 2025
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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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