Rockstar Hammered

An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.

Dude, last night I got Rockstar Hammered.

by ptj January 22, 2008

Cashmere Hammer

Soft penis, that has the feel of cashmere. Like a sweater.

“Yo my dick game be way strong. I’ve got that cashmere hammer”

by The Cashmere Hammer January 29, 2022

hammer home

to make someone understand or realize something

Sending Johnny to his room should hammer home the idea that he should not pull his sister's hair.

by RonnyGroker August 29, 2023

Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.

I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.

by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020

Hammer Show

Being drunk beyond all imaginable belief.

man, i was a HAMMER SHOW last night.

by Cfishhhh March 31, 2010

Hammer Head

Someone with reduced intellectual capacity but no mental handicap.

"Hey Jack, look at the fucking hammer head over there trying to park his truck in a compact car parking spot. Dumb ass!"

by Garglemesack June 30, 2016

The Akron hammer

Lebrons dick

Guy 1. did you see the Akron hammer got leaked
Guy 2. What??

by Pe do file June 8, 2022