Governor Worries

Having worries as big as a Governor, president, political figure or head of state that you won't get over a person, place or thing.

I have governor worries I won't get over my ex girlfriend.
I have governor worries I won't pay my bills on time.
I have governor worries I won't get to school on time.

I have governor worries about this math test coming up.

I have big worries.

by Chris prays May 22, 2019

governor-jerry-brown

She knows how to make every person happy individually. Her jokes can put a smile on anyones face no matter how sad they are. She knows the best and most affective way to make your life better. Shes always there when you need her, and is the baddest bitch you’ll ever lay your eyes on.

Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*

by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019

government.doing.stuff

white boy commie with fluffy brown hair

Government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.

by imoneuglyspider December 1, 2020

glovebus

when ollie announces that he has 4 gloves all filled with water and the bus turns into a clusterfuck

bro lets glovebus Maddie she's being a bitch

by we hate all faggots August 10, 2023

Walking gloves

Pockets.

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!

by Extremelybland December 17, 2008

iPhone Glove

Gloves with touch capabilities used to answer an iPhone without their removal, unlike normal gloves.

My iPhone gloves allowed me to not miss an important interview callback today.

by rebr7808 September 11, 2010

jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

by darfle675 April 23, 2013