v. To masturbate.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.
This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.
This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.
2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.
3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?
2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.
3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?
by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009
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Selective history,lies,distorting the truth.What more could you expect from a bunch of scumbags who are of the same cultist belief system as Adolf Hitler?
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a female governor. female politician that likes to debate with others about current events.
an intelligent woman but tries very hard to be "hip" by using terms such as "dip" incorrectly.
an intelligent woman but tries very hard to be "hip" by using terms such as "dip" incorrectly.
Ruth, the governess said "i'm going to ditch" instead of "i'm going to dip. She is very intelligent..but doesn't understand "hip" terms too well.
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How can Bard _not_ realize that everyone wishes he would go away. He's obnoxious, stupid, and clueless. He's uninteresting, not witty, and not wanted. What a gomer!
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A place where care free lives are ruined with rediculous amounts of homework.
A place where care free lives are ruined with rediculous amounts of homework.
1. Damn, i wish i could go to Maggie Walker Governors School so i could get out of this cycle of perpetual ignorance and poverty and go to a good college.
2. Damn, i really don't need to go to the Maggie Walker Governors School, i have money and can educate myself.
2. Damn, i really don't need to go to the Maggie Walker Governors School, i have money and can educate myself.
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