Strangling the goose 

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

Strangling the goose by Fi69 May 2, 2020

your goose is cooked 

Destroy one's chance's or hopes

Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"

your goose is cooked by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014

grey goose 

way overpriced vodka drunk by pseudo connoisseurs.

9 out of 10 grey goose drinkers can't tell what's in their drink.

grey goose by fafaf00ley February 1, 2005

loose as a goose 

refering to the female vagina!! loose because of too much sexual play

u made me loose as a goose

loose as a goose by david forsyth March 10, 2003

big silly goose 

A person calling you a 'big silly goose' is basically the gay way of saying "You're an asshole"

gay guy: Oh be quiet you big silly goose!

Strait guy: Shut the fuck up you gay ass bitch!

big silly goose by YoshiMaster December 31, 2016

Stuffed Goose 

A sexual act where all the holes in a women are penetrated by a man's penis, with the exception of the nose holes. Therefore, you would have one vaginal, one in the mouth, and one in each each

Jane: Melissa, you look exhausted. How was that party last night? Any action with Jimmy?

Melissa: Yeah, I actually agreed to do a stuffed goose with Jimmy, his best friend Carl, and their two other friends Matt and Craig! It felt AWESOME being stuffed!

Stuffed Goose by Red Samurai Mike December 7, 2012

Loose goose 

Typically used for when a women’s vaginal is very very loose. {loose pussy}

“Fuck bro shay Williams is a loose goose”.

“Oath she is the slut”

Loose goose by I bang drums n mums September 24, 2019