squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

D1 Gooner

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"

My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Georgia goodie

Shoving a frozen banana up your nose then putting a frozen shit you took earlier to then put it in your grandmas stinky, wrinkled ass to then eat here out while her pussy is dripping with ketchup and cheese wizz

Me and my granny are gonna stay home and participate in a good ol’ Georgia goodie

by User99554466 December 2, 2024

MC’Gooner

The action of chewing up a bunch of McDonald’s fries, then proceeding to blow them into your lover’s asshole.

“Yo West, do you want to try the MC’Gooner tonight”-Austin Daniel Yates

by Sally0669 July 2, 2024

Roblox Gooner

A term used for roblox sex addicts, Usually consisting of 12-50 year olds.

There are many variations of such but it can only be dumb downed to OD'ing and Roblox sex

These can be found all over the platform and pretty much any roleplay/hangout game you play has at least 1 per server.

They can be easily identified if a person is wearing something like thigh highs or body suits.

The Roblox gooners were notorious for their relentless trolling and disruptive behavior within roblox.

by Wocky_ March 2, 2024

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024