Goody's Lumpy Funtube

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.

You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!

by I Am Evil Dave March 25, 2009

gooey hoop

where ones ring piece feels moist, sticky and uncomfortable.
due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning.

after going for a curry,the next morning you could be suffering from a right gooey hoop.or i done a bird up the arse last night,and when i spat my man fat up her i left her with a propper gooey hoop.

by the river May 11, 2006

gooey cookie

when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.

... ^ self explanitory ^ ...

by ChappySmed January 25, 2005

Goof

Noun, Singular;

1. someone who is loveable in a funny, silly way.

2. Chaplinesque

Everyone at home called him goofs, and he loved it.

by Kapu Dada June 10, 2013

Goof mutt rat

A dirty sweaty fucker who likes to bum off people, steal, brag about drinking alone and never gets laid. No one likes him and he always shows up when no one wants him around. In other words, a total faggot.

That guy... whats his name, tyler? hes a fucking goof mutt rat.

by smellslikepiss September 10, 2011

Fuckin' Goof

One who has the characteristics of a goof. To be a goof you must:
1) Be a pederass
2) Be retarded and stupid
3) Hit women
To be called a goof is considered to be by many the most insulting thing one could say.

*while driving my lowrider G ride pimped out impala in Surrey*
Me: Hey ya fuckin' goofs.
*shot in the head by 13 Indo Canadian gang members*

by nahunni August 6, 2006

Gooey Goggles

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.

Peter gave Jane some Gooey Goggles so that she could not see his swift departure after sex.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 28, 2007