Germ

West Coast skater slang (after the terrible, terrible skate company) for someone who spends hundreds dollars on skate shoes, clothes and other merch, only to show up at the local skate spot or park with a cheap ass $20 deck and next to zero knowledge of skateboarding. Actually lower than a poser. Skaters who do this are refererd to as Germs.

Skater 1: So yeah, I'm gonna do a Noille Tre filp 360, then a 180 hardfilp and finish my line with a back lip to hand rail.

Skater 1's friend: Go for it dude!

Germ Skater: I'm gonna follow up with a no hander 220, then a few wheelies and then a few bunny hops!

Skater 1: Pack up your skateboard, grab your stuff and get out. Fuckin' germ.

by Danny Danger July 20, 2010

German Lumberjack

When a man dresses as Adolf Hitler, kidnaps a jewish person, and finds a unlucky female victim. The jew is killed and stuff in the womens anal cavaity and the man dressed up as Hitler shits in her mouth, sews it shut and with the extra shit A hitler moustache is drawn on the females face.

Woman: Why are you dressed up as Hitler?

Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...

Woman: Im up for new experiances!

Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face

Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!

by AdolfHitler_69edyourjew October 1, 2011

Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".

The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

by tngyrlns October 17, 2022

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

Geomaxxing

The act of traveling to a different country or area to improve your quality of life, standard of living, lower your cost of living, and increase your sexual market value in the dating market.

Originally referred to as SEAmaxxing (SEA stands for South East Asia), Geomaxxing is a term which originated on incel forums as a solution for Incels to escape inceldom. The concept of geomaxxing has started to gain popularity outside of the incelsphere and has even developed it's own subculture on the website and forum geomaxxing.com . Another failed website and forum called geomax.me briefly existed but was poorly run and quickly over run by African Americans and Pajeets looking to find white women.

Ever since Alex Brown heard about Geomaxxing he decided to move to Japan and finally get a girlfriend.

by KingOfKyiv October 13, 2022

Germ

one who fucks a hoe and gets HIV

"man, i can't believe you slept with that slut. hope you used a rubber if not good chance is that you got the germ."

by whiteboy March 6, 2003

german Bombshell

when you take a fat shit and the crap leaving your ass hits the water and splashes the dirty water on your ass

"ahhhhhh, gross i dropped a german bombshell in there.... it all over the place." (Brian)

by 0010011 February 9, 2006