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German Octopus

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.
I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.
by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017
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German Pancake

When one person defecates into another person’s anus.
The man went from one tube to the next like a human German pancake.
by DatGuy64 October 7, 2018
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German goodbye

In Germany while saying goodbye you then proceed to punch said person in the gut, groin, or face with the full fury of mein fuher. May be followed by words like "shcnell!!" Or "nein!!". A tradition since the Nazi regime
Nazi superior: and this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Indiana Jones....

(Punches him in stomach)

Traditional German goodbye
by *fap FAP fap FAP fap* September 18, 2019
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German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
by Bois club August 10, 2016
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German Juice Box

The act of dispensing all of your piss into your partner’s asshole or vagina, which is followed by pouring 12 cups of sugar into the said spot, which is completed by sticking a bendy straw in the area and drinking the mysterious concoction.
“You ever tried a German Juice Box?”
What’s that?”
“You wanna find out....?”
by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019
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german beer

when you are balls deep in a girl you piss in her and then grab a cup and catch the piss in it and then drink it
last night was the greatest german beer i ever had
by wingman21 February 4, 2009
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german car wash

While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.
That german car wash made me cum so hard on her face
by samnyst04 May 3, 2008
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