by Cutie235 February 14, 2023

1. A politico who moonlights as a hair gel influencer, charming the cameras while the state burns down in wildfires so epic they could star in a disaster flick.
2. (slang) To swagger through a crisis with Hollywood flair, tossing out lofty promises like confetti while forests combust and taxpayers choke on smoke, e.g., “He Gavin-ed the budget meeting, preaching green dreams while California’s hills blazed red.”
3. A hairstyle so slick it could ignite a spark just by looking at a dry shrub
2. (slang) To swagger through a crisis with Hollywood flair, tossing out lofty promises like confetti while forests combust and taxpayers choke on smoke, e.g., “He Gavin-ed the budget meeting, preaching green dreams while California’s hills blazed red.”
3. A hairstyle so slick it could ignite a spark just by looking at a dry shrub
When the wildfires turned half the state to charcoal, he Gavin-ed it hard—rocking a tailored suit, flashing pearly whites, and vowing ‘climate action’ while the sky glowed like an apocalyptic BBQ.
by TheLizVariant August 24, 2025

Gavin loves Hana with all his heart. He wants to make get happy for the rest of their lives and raise a family together. But Gavin made a mistake and might not get that chance again. Gavin would do anything to make it right, because he knows in his heart of hearts that he and Hana are meant to be together.
Friend: "Sounds like you feel like a #Gavin. Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea. You'll find another gal you like just as much, if not better!"
THE IDIOT: "No way, man! She is perfect! She'll realize it. Maybe in a few years, but it will work out! I know it will..."
THE IDIOT: "No way, man! She is perfect! She'll realize it. Maybe in a few years, but it will work out! I know it will..."
by Kayakerdude1435 November 14, 2019

A mental disorder, disease that afflicts MAGA, who have negative views on the democratic party and will do unjustly things for Trump only, and claim he is superior in anyway and will never find fault even if he is a pedophile.
@NullenM: You need mental help for your GDS (Gavin Derangement Syndrome) LOL 😂
@gypsytears75: Fuck you. I live in CA he’s a piece of shit
@gypsytears75: Fuck you. I live in CA he’s a piece of shit
by anonymous August 15, 2025

he is a rude insensitive person who only cares about him self. he is also a psychopathic liar. and he has an ego the size of mars. don’t trust a gavin. he likes little children. he is a very hands on person and will still go for you even if you say no. DONT DATE A GAVIN! I AM WARNING YOU. IT WILL NOT END WELL.
by crazynugget1234567 July 19, 2021

Gavin is a really cool dude. He has the greatest sense of humor and always has style. Even though it may seem like he puts up walls, or is distant, he is always there for you when you need him. If you're a true friend of Gavin, you know that it is important to always be there for him even if it seems like he doesn't want you to.
by WhenYourFriendSaysSomethingDum March 24, 2020

gavin’s have a small dicks
hey did you see gavin get that boner?!
what? that’s just sad, i thought it was a starburst sticking out his shorts.
what? that’s just sad, i thought it was a starburst sticking out his shorts.
by youareafuckingcunt November 22, 2021
