Stained Glass

The act of having a girlfriend/wife collect her period blood in a jar for a large amount of time, 6 months, 1 year, or even from first period to menopause. Once she is satisfied with her collection, the boyfriend/husband will squat the whole jar into his asshole, then wait until it breaks.

People actually do this shit called the "Stained Glass"

by awesome guy65242345 February 19, 2011

on the glass

When a female is dressed so as to display her titties prominently, it is said that she is "on the glass" or her titties are "on the glass"

~OR~

An exclamation stated when a woman has obscenely large tits

Damn! Did you see how hot Renee looks? She is really on the glass tonight!

by halonhorns January 29, 2009

blowing glass

Smoking weed through a bong.

Dude, me and my friend Alec were blowing glass last night and we fell on our asses faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast.

by ItsTheDeveloper June 18, 2016

hit the glass

smoke crack out of a glass tube

the guy gave me a pipe with a rock in it and with a gun to my head yelled "hit the glass whiteboy"

by ex-dopefiend July 18, 2006

break the glass

to take a girls virginity

as soon as i break the glass with sally its gunna be open play for every other guy

by carlton banks June 3, 2005

stained glass window

A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.

"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"

by Dusk September 6, 2003

Blast in a Glass

When your jackin it and you realize you have no tissues around you, only a cup to blow your load in.

Dude i was spanking my monkey yesterday, when i found out i had no tissues so i had to "blast in a glass".

by assfartballs January 24, 2011