GlassFag

Someone with a glass eye, causing them to be an uncoordinated fag.

-What happened to Jimmy? When did he become such a fag?

-He is a GlassFag. He had the operation a few months ago.

by PencilPencil21 May 21, 2010

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Glashy

The optical illusion of light when squinted at or viewed with astigmatism.

This rain is making the traffic lights all glashy.

by Gregg Nogg March 21, 2011

glass of possibility

With every alcoholic beverage such as a glass of beer or wine being consumed, the likliness of you to go home with someone for a hook-up or one night stand is increased.

Girl #1: Are you going home with him tonight?
Girl #2: I don't think so. (shaking head)
Girl #1: Here (gives her a beer) have another glass of possibility and you'll definitely go home with him tonight!

by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011

Glasses Muffintop

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.

yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!

by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012

Glasspack

A type of exhaust. Features a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible (with holes or baffles in it to direct the exhaust into the packing) that is surrounded by a steel wool or fiberglass packing (sometimes both, varies by manufacturer) to make it relatively quiet considering its a straight through exhaust. Also look up fart can performance exhaust. Sometimes called cherrybombs because it was a major manufacturer of the exhaust.
"The fart can is the same thing as a glasspack"

"Both the glasspack and fart can exhaust work on the principle of absorption"

"The glasspack enables exhaust to flow better than most chambered exhausts"

by TheFlacker99 December 17, 2012

Glassisism

The feeling you are superior to everyone else, because you have Google Glass.

His glassisism shows how we shouldn't behave but often do.

by noglassfornow November 27, 2013