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Fucking Bolle

by trekz May 6, 2015
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Sky Fucking

Having sex while sky diving. Most couples prefer to accomplish this before parachute deployment, but if not finished in time, simultaneous deployment is imperative.
Ron attempted his first sky fucking jump, but things went terribly wrong when someone pulled the rip cord too soon.
by skydiver April 26, 2008
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Fonking

Kansas City terms for "Beefing", or having problems with someone. It is not to be mistaken with Funking because it changes the definition entirely. Pronounced fon-King
Yo look at twitter Meek Mill and Drake is on there Fonking hard.
by Lite Green aka Tommy Rocko October 5, 2015
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Super Fucking Obnoxious 1500 Character Limit

I've seen definitions 10,000 "characters" long, but for some reason we're restricted to only 1500 now. Which sucks.
The Super Fucking Obnoxious 1500 Character Limit is the worst thing to happen to this site in a long time... some definitions are meant to be long, people!
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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who's fucking this cow?

simply put it means "who's in charge?". Usually said by superior to their inferior whenever their authority is challenged.
Mom: You're driving way too fast, slow down !
Dad: Hey, who's fucking this cow?
by schmiffy April 19, 2010
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brain fucking

is: providing one with unclear/wrong/false information about the current situation and/or misstating/misprinting one with actual truth that helps to understand the situation better and to evaluate the outcomes.

purpose: make you wait as long as it possible until the decision is made - usually not to your likable outcome

common for:
1 (anything whatsoever): keeping something on hold but knowing they won't need it or use it.

2 (interpersonal):
a) situations when someone can't make up their silly mind and try to take their time until they finally decide that they don't need you anymore;
b) "just in case"; "plan B"; "fuckable alternative"

leading to: false understanding of situation; irrelevant priorities; wasted time; faded dreams; fucked brain. yes.
1)
- So is John buying a car from you ?
- I dunno really.. he haven't gave me any clear answer yet, but asks to wait for one more month
- Umm.. sounds like brain fucking to me, really.

2)
- He doesn't call me, doesn't want to meet up, but send me sms's that miss me once a week ! I don't understand !
- He's fucking your brain, thats all.
by i.o. January 26, 2007
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Fucking idiot

Someone with no common sense and fucks up at everything they do.
by Dunndunndunnndunndunnnnnnnn November 30, 2017
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