A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.
Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
by xerb May 2, 2019

by Elmf67 April 8, 2021

-noun
1. Most commonly known as the work place.
2. A place where you are required to interact
with "tools", see tool , who think that they
know what they are doing but really have no
damn clue.
3. A place where you are far more intelligent than
everyone around you and constantly must
fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of
the tools around you- including management.
4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.
1. Most commonly known as the work place.
2. A place where you are required to interact
with "tools", see tool , who think that they
know what they are doing but really have no
damn clue.
3. A place where you are far more intelligent than
everyone around you and constantly must
fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of
the tools around you- including management.
4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.
Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.
by greencat February 5, 2010

by Global Butt Brigade May 18, 2020

When a man sticks his dick into another person's anus causing the other person to have feces discharged from the anus and stain the dick that was inserted into the anus.
by LucasDaHomo March 4, 2021

person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard
by bennycnz February 21, 2011

is typically an evil wicked grand mother who is emotional and psychologically attached to her man boy child who is any where from the age of 30 to 50 years old and still lives with his parents and hates every body and beguiles his children and is a potential pedophile who when the man boy gets jealous he will steal your stuff do works against you get in your face and then pick up his 3 yrs old daughter and use her as a shield to get you to hit the kid then call the cops on your for everything you do get your thrown in jail then the typical servant of hell will lie to the cops and always stick up an defend her man boy over every body and the whole entire family and ones whole life is dedicated and revolves around servicing the man boy and breast feeding him no matter how long it takes and will lie to their self and not believe any truth as long as it doesn't fit her wants and needs or delusional belief of her pride and joy man boy.
nephew-what is wrong with this family
uncle2-im sorry to tell you this but your grandmother is a servant of hell
nephew-yeah she chooses her pride and joy man boy over the whole family and wont believe that he is a derelict and wont stop breast feeding him and do whats right for the family and kick him out
uncle2-im sorry to tell you this but your grandmother is a servant of hell
nephew-yeah she chooses her pride and joy man boy over the whole family and wont believe that he is a derelict and wont stop breast feeding him and do whats right for the family and kick him out
by warrior of the lord November 28, 2011
