A person who poorly applies too much self tanner and because they are a legend in their own mind thinks that everyone views them as a robust, athletic type.
Did you see orange foolius out fleecing money that's not his and pretending he doesn't cheat at golf ?
by whimzcal March 24, 2020
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by IbreathAir February 5, 2021
Get the Rich food mug.The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.
Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”
Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”
Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”
by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021
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Get the Disabled Football clan mug.A place to buy groceries that promise to add to your quality of life, but do the opposite by removing the quantity of your bank account.
Ugh, I just spent all my rent money at Hellhole Foods on these 3 bags of organic fruits and veggies and some bespoke salt.
by Luxmatic February 12, 2022
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Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?
Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011
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